This is a collection of Great Hair Disasters 1983-1999. Unfortunately, there aren't that many pictures of me since I didn't own a camera then, so I'm missing the Haircuts That Time Forgot from before 1983 and also the last glorious flowering of the Full Four-Hour Goth Mohawk from the late 80s. Most of the pictures are of me striking daft poses in passport photo booths, trying to look dark & menacing and thus looking unintentionally hilarious. Apologies if some of them load a bit slow.